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I don’t like mountain climbing. Or put another way, I don’t like climbing mountains.
I am, of course, referring to mountains within ones life – not the large and hilly things that pop up all around the world and offer lovely views. I like those mountains.
Life’s mountains are a very different kind of Everest. I have never been a great conqueror and completely shy away from any kind of activity involving pain. I am a runner – I run from things, if you will excuse the marathon pun.
It has always been this way. I remember as a child suffering terrible toothache but kept it a secret because I did not want to face the pain of going to the dentist. And as we all know – going to the dentists is not that bad really and the nice man in the white coat is actually there to relieve our pain and we leave feeling human again (and vowing that we will never delay going to the dentists again…).
I could go on. But, I won’t because by this stage you, my loyal reader, are probably thinking what on earth is old Monty on about this time! And, you are probably right. I do prattle on somewhat. I am building up to the point I am laboriously trying to get to…
This evening I was faced with one such mountain. Well, mountain might be a tad strong – more of a grassy hillock, really; but it was a lump of grass all the same. I’d had a stinker of a day – we all have them – was feeling sorry for myself, desperately pining my usual post-office snifter of single malt that I have given up and quite frankly the last thing in the entire world I felt like doing was donning my old tatty Dunlop Green Flash’s and pounding the streets, huffing and puffing and generally causing normal folk to cross the street when they see me.
I had a mountain to climb. Decision time – do I really want to do this? Do I really want to conquer this and climb this mountain? Or shall I just give in and flop on the sofa, stare at Lord Sugar giving someone the sack and quaffing a very fine Burgundy. I can’t quite believe that after 10 days of training I had reached this question…I don’t think it was the ‘wall’ but certainly a brick!
Anyway, I did pull on the trainers and made my allocated run. And a bit like going to the dentists, as soon as I had done it I felt a million times better and raring to go. Phew…
Every single one of us has a mountain to climb – mine seem pathetic and ridiculous compared to some peoples. Some of the people that the British Red Cross work with really know what mountains are. Their mountains are will they find food today, will they sleep tonight…will they be alive tomorrow.
Their mountains put mine into perspective and so my marathon keeps going. I head to my beloved Provence on Friday and am very much looking forward jogging through its beautiful countryside; although not its hills!
Have a lovely rest of the week and I look forward to bringing you the next exciting installment at the weekend – I might even attempt a photo or two to spice things up!
Yours,
Monty
Monty English is taking part in the 2011 Virgin London Marathon and running on behalf of the British Red Cross.
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